| 11 April 2017: "Did You Miss Me?" |
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| It's been over a year and a half since I've done a news update on this site, and even though some of you guys wanted me gone, I gotta say I kinda missed doing this. This update probably won't win any of you back to my side because I've noticed how many of you use silly names and I plan on calling some of you out for it. No hard feelings. Activity 1-20 #1 Danny Z cut a quarter of a point from his AF, pushing his lead on Alex E to more than a full point. #3 Diogo Dos Santos Costa was site champ last time I did an update. All this time later and he's still close to the mountain top... He cut close to two points to move up a spot. #8 JoeHDG moved up a spot. Are HDG initials, or just some letters that hopefully look cool together? Not that it's any of my business, I'm just curious. #10 Retla stayed where he was, but he cut more than .7 AF. #11 WilliamtG cut ~.9 AF to pass 4 players. #12 Up2000 has the most ridiculous fake name up to this point in the update. He moved up 6 spots. #13 Matt Piper set 3 new PRs. #14 Joel Bresser moved up a couple spots, but more importantly, he uses a name that seems legit. #16 Doodle is here to make sure the "silly fake name" trend remains prominent in this update. He's up 2 spots. 21-50 #21 Simon/Shack... Seriously? Pick one. 33 AF, 20 something spots. #22 Roberto Ramirez didn't go anywhere, but he cut more than .9 AF. #46 Athaway cut 31.5 AF points, the 3rd largest cut since our last update. 51-100 #51 Sniper chopped off 2 and a half points. #54 BrandonWF84 sure sounds strange. He passed 6 players. #56 Gamer Blue also sounds strange, but at least he has a first and last name. He was unfortunate enough to move down a spot despite cutting more than 3 from his AF. #67 Nick Prear cut exactly 1 AF point and passed 1 player. #69 Drake made the largest AF cut, cutting 43.5 points to land at everybody's favorite number. #72 Dennis Colvin finished his time sheet and joined the ranks in the top 100. #73 Sam Smith fell down a couple spots, but he beat 3 of his times. #74 Sparks also slid down, but he improved 2 times. #84 Kyle Wadley continued to climb, passing 13 players with a 21 point cut. #85 Tyler Perris made a solid 5 and a half point cut. #91 Greg Howard moved down a spot, but he cut more than a full point and also gets brownie points for using a legit name. #99 Diego E. gets fewer brownie points because the first part sounds okay, but he only uses one letter for his last name. He joined the ranks with a full time sheet on March 6th. 101+ #101 Hollend78 gets zero brownie points because there's no way that name is real. He cut more than 17 points and passed a bunch of players. #104 William Mach 8 cut more than 20 points and passed 6 players. #105 Stephen Quincy submitted 1 new PR. #114 Sofie Wimmer cut 3.2180 AF. #115 Ayden cut 5.8750 AF. #117 Count cut 3.3120 AF. #144 Bradon cut 1.6890 AF. If you couldn't already tell, I've given up on trying to be creative with this update. #154 Stephen Weber recently joined the iconic top 50 in Mario Kart Super Circuit. That's a game that men play. Site Records There were 5 new site records since our last update. Read them: Diogo Dos Santos Costa beat the old Water Park record with a time of 1:39.895. Roberto Ramirez beat the old DS Wario Stadium record with a time of 1:47.326. Roberto Ramirez beat the old GCN Sherbet Land record with a time of 1:43.634. Danny Z beat the old Wii Wario's Gold Mine record with a time of 1:51.934. Doodle beat the old GBA Cheese Land record with a time of 1:43.208. That's it for my triumphant return to news writing. This won't be a regular thing, I just felt like doing one for old time's sake. -Jon |
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